upforgrab!

anybody wanna date the coolio in tie?
apply now and stand to win a date!
nobody matches the way you do.
here are the terms & conditions:

1. only christian girls are allowed.
2. forehead must be at the height of my lips.
3. forehead with bangs are immediately disqualified.
4. tone deafs are NOT preferred.
5. a sense of humour is compulsory.
6. with body odour, please stay at home.
7. punks, ah lians, vulgirls, cheenas, pls refrain from applying.
8. girls with tattoos are on selective basis.
9. keen interest in the bible will be in advance standing.
10. girls who talk loudly, please bring a full-face mask.

disclaimer:
dates do NOT come with the guy on the right.
he is purely to accessorize the gimmick.
(no offence alvan, you know i still love you! =D)
nobody can ever take your place in my life.
terms & conditions apply.