when.

you know your office is too cold when:

1. your snickers bar left on the table is a tad-too-hard for a braced grown man to bite on.
2. you type 'demons' instead of 'desmond' more than 5 times daily.
3. you shiver the 2nd second you take your hands out of your pocket.
4. you feel cold on your upper lip when you inhale, and still feel cold on your upper lid when you exhale.
5. you find it so difficult to move your fingers as you type.
6. your finger nails are turning purple.
7. the tap water feels like boiling water.
8. your tea gets cold under half an hour.
9. ants crawling across your table exceptionally slowly and evidently not as agile, as though screaming out to you "squash me if you want, i don't care anymore!".
10. you quiver as you see the trees outside your office swaying.

i'm literally working in a fridge!
its interior is white everywhere and its cold everywhere,
and i don't think its because the building is previously known
as the 'White House', seriously.